Friday, February 27, 2009

Is it possible???

This is a bit off topic but bare with me. Its something that has boggled my intricate mind for years and I am at the point where I am ready to embrace a possible gold mine instead of fighting a monster. I have discovered that bleach is a fast acting laxative. Point in case: We have three count 'em THREE bathrooms in our house. No sooner have I scrubbed, scoured, and yes..BLEACHED these rooms with my well manicured nails than the masses come running from all directions with their bowels calling for relief. To all three! Why!? So the way I see it, no longer do we have to force and bribe these concoctions that supposedly taste like "citrus" and "berry" down our loved ones throats just to help alleviate there poor "I-ate-to-much-pizza-pop-ice-cream-peanuts-chocolate-pie-in-one-sitting" overly porked bodies. Just dump a bit of bleach down the loo, let them get a whiff, make sure T.P. is in good supply and your set. Bye Bye Ex-lax. I think I'm on the precipice of a big money maker. Yeah..I told you I was clever!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Hey Shawty

Well, Sydnie being the ultimate superstar that she is, got to do the dance pre game show for the Harlem Globetrotters. (I think that was a run on sentence..don't care.) She did amazing and was so cute. The game itself was a kick in the red and white stripped pants. If you get the chance to it. There is so little chance now days for good clean family fun. Also, if you want to go 12 hours early like we had to because we were part of the dance crew(ok, only 2 hours early..but dang) you got to go to Globetrotter University and do a meet and greet. Good times..

Sooooo Im the short white one with no basket ball skills whatsoever. In case you were wondering. These guys were GREAT!!!

Today is the day..

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Wordless Wednesday

Cari at posted a B & W for Tuesday so Im going to do the same cause I love them. I have a whole ton of them on my walls at home. Enjoy! By the the heck do bloggers know what "day" it is. Its like a secret society that I have yet to receive an invite to. Fine..Im making up my own. Tomorow is Wordless Wednesday. You have to post a picture that is worth a thousand words with out actually typing a single word. There..arnt I clever.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Caption this......

Not to be out done by "Uper Huddy"

My BFF Erin recently posted a picture of her adorable son Hudson dressed up like the super hero that he is. So, I decided to post a pic of our own caped crusader. And No...we do not still have up our Christmas tree. It came down on Dec 27th...but Luke was the do gooder of Christmas Day!! Rudolph had nothing on him.


Erin has tagged me to post the 5th picture from the 5th album in my picture folder. it goes. You all were lucky...the next picture was from my Victoria's Secret Maternity shoot. Lol. Just joshin'. You can pick up your chin now Erin. So, I tag Cari, Nicole, Jamie and Kara.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009


Isn't our little fur baby so darn cute. He has just made himself right at home here in our garden. He is Sydnie's personal alarm clock and Luke is the dogs personal chew toy. I'm the pooper scooper and Beau is Mr. Snuggles. I think Luke and I got the raw end of the deal. :) Tucker is loved all the same.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel!!!

When I got pregnant with Sydnie..I knew it was a girl. Not because of an ultra sound or a sixth sense. Simply because I was Rhiann and there was no other option. I couldn't wait to douse the house in pepto bismal pink and spend hours doing her nails and hair. I vowed not to cut her hair until she was old enough to make that decision(read:never). I have truly enjoyed doing her hair and braiding it is so pretty and long.

Then one day...I lost all the brains in my head and had it cut. She loves it. As for me..the moment the first chunk of hair hit the floor I blacked out. I know "it will grow back", but all the same its like my baby is growing up. WAAHHH!

Funny Faces, Funny Stories

So, the other day Sydnie wanted me to take some pictures of her making funny faces. makes me feel old when 2 seconds after the picture is taken she asks to see it. I remember when I had to wait two weeks to see the picture that was taken of me and I thought Polaroid cameras were either magic or the devil. Anyway, after taking pictures of Sydnie, I looked at Luke and asked him if he could make a funny face. Lucky for me I was able to capture his first attempt at a funny face.

Now, Luke loves to wash his hands!! It will keep him busy for a good 10 minutes(that's an eternity in Luke time). So, he will pull the stool up to the sink and I have to run the water. During all this he likes to show me often how clean his hands are by finding me and wiping the water from his hands on me. Today after many minutes of hand washing and multiple trips of Luke wiping his wet hands on me and me proclaiming "wow Luke your hands are so clean", I decided it was time to turn the water off. I walk into the bathroom to find the water runing, but no Luke at the sink. Nooooo, he is hunched over washing his hands in the toilet. Say it with me now..."Eeeewwww".