Santa Baby...Maybe.

Ive got to be quite honest here, I'm not to sure of Santa Dear Its alright son, hes a good ol' chap. Just have a seat on his big ol' lap.
I'll be right here, but I know your brave. So go tell Santa how well you behave!

"I may be two, but Ive been a good boy. Now can we talk 'bout that toy?"

"Ive been an angel, I'm practically a saint. Luke says hes been good, but I know that he 'ain't"
"These kids are both cute,I like them allot, but the girl wants a car and the boy left a wet spot!"